Fake Meat

I’ve been eating fake meat for a while so I don’t end up on My 600LB Life, which would take a while considering how skinny I am. So, I’ve been eating stuff like Impossible Burgers and Lightlife sausage. The Impossible burger was a banger. It was so good I finished an uncut double cheeseburger in less than a hour (which mind you, I eat like REALLY slow). I crave more of that shit, it slaps hard on my tastebuds. The Lightlife sausage is decent. It doesn’t really taste that meaty as impossible foods as I taste a lot of spicy pepper undertones and the casing doesn’t taste like sausage casing. I only got it because there’s no Impossible Sausage Links, and I hate sausage burgers, so I had look for alt vegan sausage LINKS. BUT now Impossible introduced Links (unless it’s April fools) so that’s great. Lightlife is still overall good, just not meaty. I wouldn’t mind becoming vegetarian for these good meat substitutes. Although, I would not be VEGAN as I don’t think vegan milk and cheese would be that good (one time I tried vegan milk and it tasted kinda bad) and I would lose a lot of opportunities to get more friends if I said I’m vegan while introducing myself.