The above sums it up pretty well: I'm just your friendly neighborhood cosmic horror.

(I'm not actually a finite number of years old, but unfortunately this site doesn't have "Predates existence" as a valid age.)
(This profile is VERY work-in-progress and I probably won't add the CSS anytime soon.)
About me from the original myspace93 (https://myspace.windows93.net/?id=19911):
Not actually bill wurtz, ya silly! It was a joke and the name stuck.
Neutral/chaotic good
𝕾𝖊𝖗𝖊𝖓𝖉𝖎𝖕𝖎𝖙𝖞#3201 on discord
Also known as 𝕾𝖊𝖗𝖊𝖓𝖉𝖎𝖕𝖎𝖙𝖞, 𝕽𝖎𝖌𝖍𝖙𝖊𝖔𝖚𝖘 𝕴𝖗𝖔𝖓𝖍𝖊𝖆𝖗𝖙 𝕲𝖔𝖉. (not really, that's way too long, just call me Seren)
Star gang member ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ oh and I'm ace
Fossup on scratch​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ENFP-T ᵇᵘᵗ ᵗʰᵉ ᴹʸᵉʳˢ⁻ᴮʳⁱᵍᵍˢ ᵗᵉˢᵗ ⁱˢ ᵇᵘˡˡˢʰⁱᵗ
Proud Kirby fan! ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ᵗᵃᵘʳᵘˢ ᵇᵘᵗ ᴵ'ᵐ ⁿᵒᵗ ᵃⁿ ᵃˢᵗʳᵒˡᵒᵍʸ ᶠᵃⁿ