shrimp- why are they so funny
the question is not if, because of course they are

well for one thing, if we look closely at this picture- haha. its such a silly shape.
and im not talking about live shrimp, when i picture shrimp in my head i picture this

exhibit 1

and that just speaks for itself, frankly i dont want to hear it. its just a stupid fleshy curl with no life, what a idiot

second, and this is an important factor-

in the word shrimp

the s comes before the hrimp.

s - hrimp
sh - rimp
shr - imp
shri - mp
shrim - p

p - mirhs
pm - irhs
pmi - rhs
pmir - hs
pmirh - s

third of all, ive never eaten shrimp, and that's not a joke.

perhaps thats part of this whole thing thats personal to me, i am so alienated from shrimp as an edible concept that i can find it so funny.

sorry to bother you