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kerrym366

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Dame Da Ne!

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What is loli?

It's time to ride the slide

and taste the wind.

Humphrey, you are totally genius.

Come on. Let's do it.

Air wolf!

Guys. Guys.

We're not moving! 💀

This caribou is mine.

Kate, I'm not a caribou. I'm your sister!💀💀💀💀💀💀💀

Gotcha.

Omegas don't play like this.🥵

You can't escape the greatest Alpha ever.

Well, I just did.

We're going to die!

Keep going Humphrey before mom and dad finds us!

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solidsnakegaming
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fucking retarded alpha and omega fan, end yourself

solidsnakegaming
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commit suicide

kerrym366
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A ray of light shines down on a leather-bound storybook. The book opens and a voice begins reading its text:

SHREK: Once upon a time there was a lovely princess. But she had an enchantment upon her of a fearful sort which could only be broken by love's first kiss. She was locked away in a castle guarded by a terrible fire-breathing dragon. Many brave knights had attempted to free her from this dreadful prison, but none prevailed. She waited in the dragon's keep in the highest room of the tallest tower. For her true love and true love's first kiss.

The voice laughs. A big, green hand rips out a page of the book and shuts it closed.

SHREK: Like that's ever gonna happen. What a load of -

We see an outhouse and hear the sound of a toilet flushing. Out steps SHREK, an ogre, who tugs at his underwear and shakes his foot of the page still stuck to his shoe. He looks lovingly at the swamp he calls home, and goes about his daily routine. This includes taking a mud shower, brushing his teeth with bugs, bathing in a muddy pond, gathering giant slugs for dinner, and painting a warning sign.

In a nearby village, an angry mob gather up to go after Shrek. At night they gather their torches and pitchforks and enter the swamp, trampling over Shrek's warning signs. Shrek sees them after investigating the commotion, rolling his eyes. The villagers stop outside Shrek's home, unaware that Shrek is sneaking up behind them.