college experiences that altered my brain chemistry

So tomorrow I will be taking my last final exam, so to commemorate the end of the semester, I'll be writing down literally every single weird-ass experience into a single blog post!

Accidentally dropped my Bio lab literally the first day and then broke down (not really?) in my friend's dorm and then had to suck it up and be forced to take it in the summer

My parents locked my SSN into a fucking bank vault, I had finally gotten a good work-study job somewhere but since I failed to PRESENT my SSN to HR on time, I was declined. Worked out, in the end, tho I still scored a job with better pay than the previous one lol. I breed flies in a lab and smell like complete badussy now :)

Getting invited to a Halloween party twice within ten minutes (didn't go anyways lol) possibly because of my "biology" (real text from a friend lmao (TF DOES THAT ACTUALLY MEAN THO [SOB]))

Losing my fucking phone on campus (got it back tho)

REGISTERING FOR CLASSES! [sob] Let me tell y'all that it was the most stressful 14 minutes of my life. The website ends up crashing the SECOND I try to enroll and I'm forced to try and enroll for classes next semester on my phone. Luckily, I had enrolled in every single class I wanted, didn't get my ideal English class, but I'm still taking it online! So it all worked out fine for once!

Despite being a lesbian, I like to flirt as a joke with one of my closest male friends (responsible for the "biology" text). It started when I came out to him back in my senior year of high school. (I've known him since freshman year, so we're close now) Lol, he started flirting as a joke, and because I thought it was fucking hilarious went along with it. Bc sometimes I'll be talking about my latest fixation and he'll be like: "Wanna make out" out of the blue. That shit's funny. Shit, I even bet that if fucking Morocco were to win the World Cup this year, I would kiss him. (It's a joke obvi) He's basically that one straight friend that every gay person has that's your rock.

One of my friends ends up checking herself into the mental hospital because of family matters that I'm not gonna put on here. After she comes back a week later, my friends living on campus (I commute) accommodate her needs and all that jazz. I share classes with two of our friends in my friend group but after this incident, I haven't seen them in forever. Me being the non-confrontational person that I am, don't ever ask them why and continue with my life. I am blissfully unaware of the shitshow happening with my friend group until this chick makes a fucking Instagram story about how her close friends had ""betrayed her"". Now, this is news to me so I ask her: "you good?" and then she proceeds to LIE to me about how awful the group has been to her and how they've been "shit-talking" me as well. I immediately screenshot this information and text my friends about WTF is going on. We get on a discord call and they tell me the whole thing. I come to learn that my ex-friend has SEVEN COUNTS OF HARASSMENT towards someone the group knows, has violated everyone's boundaries NUMEROUS TIMES, HAS STOLEN FROM FRIENDS, BROKEN IN THEIR DORMS, LIED ABOUT TAKING HER MEDS, IS POSSIBLY FAKING HAVING SEVERAL MENTAL ILLNESSES AND GOT MAD AT MY FRIENDS BECAUSE THEY TOLD HER TO GIVE THEM SPACE SINCE THEIR GRADES WERE TANKING. AFTER ALL, THEY'VE BEEN MISSING CLASS TO HELP HER WITH SHIT SHE CAN DO HERSELF. Not to mention there's proof of her talking behind my back :). So far, I've planned to stop talking to her and avoid her at all costs because I don't associate with those types of people. She fr needs to talk to actual adults and not college kids who can barely figure out their own majors.