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Game over!

They, Ey, He, She, It, Star, Gore, Blood, Vamp + More!
18 years old
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KoiEtsuko's interests
General Homestuck, Video Games, Music, Roleplay, Being a Furry, Art, Cosplay, Memes, Anime, Horror.
Music The Front Bottoms, P!ATD (Brendon Urie Sux), Rare Americans, Mother Mother, Steam Powered Giraffe, Shinedown, Three Days Grace, 100 Gecs.
Movies SAW, Midsommar, US, Unfriended, The Dark Crystal, Labyrinth, Snow Piercer.
Television Beastars, Danganronpa, Bojack Horseman, She Ra, Another, Corpse Party, Gleipnir, Kakegurui.
Games Pokemon, D&D, MOTW, Genshin Impact, Honkai Impact, Mad Father, Misao, ACNH, Mortal Kombat, DBH.
Heroes Jerma985, GMM, Moistcritikal, Markiplier, Mutahar, JustinWhang, Nexpo, Nightmind, Plaguedmoth, Mamamax, Disturban.

now to subject you all to my homestuck headcanons (and opinions)

sit down, people.
it's time to listen to koi ramble about their hyperfixation.

  • feferi and gamzee are really good friends. i think this is because they both don't take their "high blood" status as anything significant. also you can't tell me they aren't party people.

  • homestuck angst is so good. sadstuck slaps. i don't care if they're all "strong heros", they're also all VERY traumatized.

  • kanaya wlw harem. that is all i have to say on that.

  • obviously, none of the homestuck trolls are straight. karkat literally says his species developed beyond a need for gender or sexuality labels on their planet. it's still cool to headcanon them as LGBTQ+ but straight? bro. what. have you SEEN they way they all interact with each other?

  • metalhead rose lalonde canon.

  • nepeta and sollux listen to 100 gecs. they do.

  • i don't understand why people emphasize aradia's morbidness more than terezi's. aradia is just protecting her dead friends, as where terezi LITERALLY found joy in showing dave multiple dead versions of himself. you're telling me ARADIA is the goth weirdo (/nm)??? ok.

  • homestuck trolls horns. ancestors (for example the condesce) have the longest horns. the alpha trolls have second largest. beta trolls have the shortest. why? because i said so.

  • trolls don't HAVE to have clothing that show their symbols. i refuse to believe that kanaya, the fashion designer, lived her whole life walking around with the gaudy virgo symbol hugely printed on her clothes all the time. no, she definitely had necklaces or earrings with her symbol. and porrim definitely has a virgo tatto.

  • i LOVE that people draw dirk with neck stitches, regardless of the au they're drawing him in. like yesssssss! yo go you funky headless horseman wannabe.

  • i fucking hate hussie's mansplaining self insert. added nothing to the story.

  • terezi, tavros and aradia are such an underrated group. not even as a rom ships, but just as a friendships in general. like, aradia literally cursed vriska over tavros being paralyzed, and terezi got doc (butt)scratch to blow up vriska's arm and eye because she killed aradia. they were all besties and no one tells me otherwise.

  • none of the trolls were good people. that's it. none of them are good, they're were all villainous at one point or another. (maybe not tavros, but it's the societal standards they were held up to that made them have such evil mindsets, which is why you shouldn't compare them to human standards like we do with john, jade, etc).

  • i honestly don't understand half of what happened during the scratch. don't try to explain it to me. i just will never understand.

  • bring back dirk and equius brony memes.

  • i both love and hate the "they have animal tails" headcanon. like feferi and eridan fish tails? yes. vriska scorpion tail? yes. do i hate drawing them personally? also yes.

  • porrim's monologue to latula about how their society sucked was better than kankri's to karkat.

idk i may add more or make a part two or i might not. who knows.

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KoiEtsuko
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shut up nerd