In my opinion, mint n chip ice cream + pineapple pizza + mayo + sourpatch kids + crispy bacon all wrapped up in a huge flour tortilla is a great combo; whoever disagrees should get a million papercuts and take a bath in lime juice right after sliding down a banister covered in razor blades into a volcano and Hello Jon, apologies for the deception, but I just wanted to make sure you started reading, so I thought it best not to announce myself. I’m assuming you’re alone; you always did prefer to read your statements in private… I wouldn’t try too hard to stop reading; there’s every likelihood you’ll just hurt yourself. So just listen. Now, shall we turn the page and try again?